The Porno Projector In My Head

ScruplesIn one of my favorite Judith Krantz novels (raise your hand if you learned about sex from reading Judith Krantz), the heroine’s sexual awakening is so intense that she needs to steal away from her office job to masturbate in the bathroom.

I know this urge. I once made a long, boring train ride fly by with a constant replay of the prior evening’s great sex.

We all need to regularly exercise the muscles that keep our sex lives interesting, and that includes the physical and the cerebral. If you prefer not to star in your own private porno, conjure up images of others doing the deed, the more creatively the better. If it gets you hot and bothered in public, follow the lead of Billy Ikehorn in Scruples, and head for the nearest private place. We guarantee you’ll be energized for the rest of the day.

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