It’s Friday. Again. I love Friday with its promise of the weekend. A chance to catch up on everything that didn’t get done during the week. Or at least a chance to make a list of everything that didn’t get done during the week. And try to work your way through it.
- I’m sorry but I had to look. I’m only human. And if you haven’t seen it yet, you should look too. I’m talking about Kim Kardashian in the nude. Again, my apologies.
- How lucky was Brooke Shields to lose her virginity to Superman? Kind of wish I had but that kid from Jersey wasn’t too bad.
- Have you been exercising more but haven’t been able to lose any weight? I have. Guess I’ll have to pay closer attention to what I eat. And drink.
- And I’ll start with this: Sunday night’s dinner, and Monday’s too for that matter, has been planned. Sausage, zucchini and spinach soup. You never sausage a thing. (Or place.)
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